So, I'm going to come clean with you. My hair has been grey since my late 20s. As every woman who covers (or shall we say 'enhances'?) her grey knows, new color does not stick very well. Every six weeks you start out looking far more vivid than you would like... and then at the end you're all washed out, effectively colorless. There's a spot, though, right in the middle where you look precisely the way you are supposed to look.
I hit such a spot this past Wednesday. It wasn't just perfect color, there was something in the soft spring air. My hair was wonderful. It was perhaps the Best Hair Day of my life.
Which is why Michael Persson, the professional photographer, who I'd been scheduled to do a session with, discovered his childcare was all messed up and could he come Friday instead please? Naturally.
Friday was not the best hair day of my life. It was flat and horribly straight with ratty ends, and my bangs were completely missing. But the show must go on. I put on a blue dress shirt, because blue is supposed to make people think you are trustworthy. Then, I sucked down a very large glass of Hungarian Tokaji wine and sallied forth into my new office which we'd decided to use as the photo studio.
"You should put some lipstick on!" an onlooker tried to be helpful. "I am wearing lipstick." "Well, pinch your cheeks."
As he got set up, Michael told me a story about his last portrait session where he'd shot James Taylor as the musician softly strummed on his guitar. "What did he play?" I asked. "A sort of greatest hits selection." I can't compete with that, so I just handed him a glass of Tokaji and said, "It's from 1996."
As he began to snap away, I thought about what Tyra Banks always says on America's Next Top Models, "Put your energy in your eyes! " I'm not sure how one goes about putting energy in one's eyes, but I did my best, until the onlooker said, "What are you doing?" I explained. "Don't be silly, you're wearing glasses. Just stop it, stand there and smile." Which is what I did, arming myself with trustworthy, This-Woman-Is-Good-to-Do-Business-With thoughts the whole time.
So, now I have a new headshot. Please don't expect me to look precisely like this in person, except for maybe a few days every six weeks.
